Anything Goes - Harpers Bizarre The Boys In The Band - 1970 In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking Now, Heaven knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos So though I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose Anything goes, anything goes, anything goes Anything goes, anything goes Just think of those shocks you've got And those knocks you've got And those blues you've got From that news you've got And those pains you've got If any brains you've got From those little radios So though I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose (When I propose) Anything goes Anything goes Anything goes