S01E05 I'm one of those people 我是那種 who gets off on untangling big, complicated messes. 享受解決糾結(jié)問題的人 And since you won't let me do your hair, 你不讓我動(dòng)你糾結(jié)的頭發(fā) let me do your bills. 那讓我解決你的債務(wù)吧 You want to do my bills? 你要幫我處理債務(wù)嗎 Here's my portfolio. 這是我的賬單錦集 And, uh, if you find chocolate sprinkles in there, 如果看到上面有屎色巧克力屑 they're not chocolate... 它們可不是巧克力 Or sprinkles. 也不是普通的屑 I've divided your bills into three categories... 我把你的賬單分成了三類 "impossible," "償還無能" "next to impossible," "償還困難" and "how the hell did that happen?" 以及"腦子進(jìn)水了才欠的債" And I've divided my roommate into three categories... 我把我的室友也分成三類 "annoying," "討人厭" "super annoying," "超級討人厭" and "how the hell did that happen?" 以及"腦子進(jìn)水了才讓她搬進(jìn)來的"