I haven't been happy one minute of my entire f*cking life.
我這輩子一分鐘都沒開心過
you know what's funny?
你知道好笑的是什么嗎?
you know what really makes me laugh?
你知道真正能逗樂我的是什么嗎?
I used to think that my life was a tragedy,
我曾以為我的人生是悲劇,
but now I realize it's a f*cking comdy.
但如今我才意識到它其實是部喜劇。