Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a bird, Who pecked at her curd, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a parrot, Who crunches up her carrot, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a bear, Who gobbled her pear, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a llama, Who chewed her banana, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came some mice, Who munched all her rice, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Along came a poodle, Who nibbles her noodles, And frightened Miss Muffet away! Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. Her friends all came back, Each with a snack, So Miss Muffet Decided to stay!