[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross is at the Monkey cages.] LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question. ROSS: Well, I uh, I can&`&t seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He&`&s a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel. LIPSON: Ahh, I&`&m afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on. ROSS: Oh my God, what happened? LIPSON: Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died. ROSS: I can&`&t believe this. LIPSON: I&`&m sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know, there&`&s an old saying, &`&Sometimes monkeys die.&`& It&`&s not a great saying but it certainly is fitting today. ROSS: Well, ya know, someone should have called me. LIPSON: I&`&m sorry. Look, I know this can&`&t bring him back but here, it&`&s just a gesture. ROSS: Zoo dollars? LIPSON: Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it&`&s a lot cuter if your monkey hasn&`&t just died. Scene 2 JANITOR: There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken. ROSS: Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead. JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya? ROSS: That, that&`&s the only thing the zoo&`&s ever told me. JANITOR: Of course they&`&re gonna say he&`&s dead. They don&`&t want the bad publicity. It&`&s all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes? JANITOR: Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo. ROSS: Of course. JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That&`&s all I know. ROSS: This is unbelievable. JANITOR: So, what is this information worth to you, my friend? ROSS: Are you trying to get me to bribe you? JANITOR: Maybe. ROSS: But you already told me everything.