In my next life I want to live backwards. 下輩子，我想倒著活一回。 You start out dead and get that out of the way. 第一步就是死亡，然后把它拋在腦后。 Then you wake up in an old people's home 在敬老院睜開眼 feeling better every day. 一天比一天感覺更好 You get kicked out for being too healthy, 直到因?yàn)樘】当惶叱鋈ァ? go collect your pension, and then when you start work 領(lǐng)上養(yǎng)老金，然后開始工作 you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. 第一天就得到一塊金表，還有慶祝派對(duì) You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. 40年后，夠年輕了，可以去享受退休生活。 You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous [pr?'m?skju?s]. 狂歡，喝酒，恣情縱欲 then you are ready for high school. 然后準(zhǔn)備好可以上高中了。 You then go to primary school, 接著上小學(xué) You become a kid, you play, 然后變成了個(gè)孩子，無憂無慮地玩耍 You have no responsibilities, 肩上沒有任何責(zé)任 You become a baby until you are born. 不久，成了嬰兒，直到出生。 And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious [l?ɡ'zj??ri?s] spa 人生最后九個(gè)月，在奢華的水療池里漂著 like conditions with central heating and room service on tap 那里有中央供暖，客房服務(wù)隨叫隨到 larger quarters every day and then, Voila! 住的地方一天比一天大，然后，哈！ You finish off as an orgasm ['??(r).ɡ?z(?)m]! 我在高潮中結(jié)束了一生！ ——伍迪·艾倫 ———————— 靈感來源：微信公眾號(hào)——美在高處 【下輩子，我想倒著活一回】發(fā)布于2017年12月9日 下輩子，我想精jing彩jie倒er放wang